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Welcome to the assortment of things I find amusing, outrageous and depressing.

Oh my gosh, Dilaudid, Oxycodone, Ibuprofen, random muscle relaxer and antibiotic that makes me break out itching.  There’s some weird stuff going on in my head right now.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Geez, it’s like they constructed this from my medical history lol.

Geez, it’s like they constructed this from my medical history lol.

Just found out I have a hernia that will probably require surgery, fatty liver disease (don’t bother with the fat jokes, seriously), and a very severe UTI that despite 3 rounds of antibiotics, will not clear up. So, I’m falling apart and this partially explains why I’ve been so sick lately. But I still have to see a GI specialist to see what else to add to that list in July so……..coming apart at the seams here.

tessmunster:

jessdunn18:

tessmunster:

More new photos modeling for Black Cat Bikinis! Photos & hair by my boo Michele Muerte ♡ I never thought I would model swimwear but here I am. Yea I am not toned & I have a tummy, big thighs & all that stuff but I can hang with the best of ‘em!

I’m sorry but i wouldn’t wear this …. I have self respect…. bare in mind i wouldn’t wear a bikini if i was a toothpick either…

How is wearing a bikini or a ONE piece being disrespectful to my body? Doesn’t make sense boo.

The fact that she’s willing to wear anything that shows a tiny strip of skin proves she has self respect and self esteem. She’s not letting the fat hating bullshit drag her down. You go girl, be proud of what you got. Wish I had half of her confidence.

pjcalamity:

neekcreep:

hogwarts-express:

fuckin lilo

I’m fucking dying

LILO NO


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

letmartyhandlethis:

I’ve already seen some people do this kind of a gifset with fandoms, so I decided to do something similar. These are fandoms in which I may not have been from the beginning, but I will stay to the very end. Because that’s what being a fan is about. :)