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Welcome to the assortment of things I find amusing, outrageous and depressing.

nahthatsnotveryraven:

what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

karriskreations:

Star Spangled Earrings
Hypoallergenic, will NOT turn your skin.
Get these while they last! Only $5 plus shipping!

karriskreations:

Star Spangled Earrings

Hypoallergenic, will NOT turn your skin.

Get these while they last! Only $5 plus shipping!

ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

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pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

inlovewithitalianfood:

you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible 

it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette