misshorrorshow-of-midgard
misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

I decided to jump the gun a little, but in about 2 hours Central time zone it will officially be the 28th birthday of literally the most important person in my life, my bestie, raineblade. If you’ve ever laughed at one of my stupid jokes (or secretly hated my guts over something trivial I’ve said) Raine is the reason for it all. Her love and support have pulled me back from the brink of self-destruction more times than I could possibly count.
I raise a toast tonight to the fact that God was benevolent enough to bless me, to bless the world, with Raine existing one more year on this earth. She is my sister, my best friend, my hero and, most importantly, no one else on this planet, besides her, even remotely comes close to wanting to eat Benedict Cumberbatch’s ass as hard as I do.
To you, ladykins, I offer this two cheek salute:

As well as all my love, my undying gratitude and my sincere prayer that I am blessed with many, many more years with you in my life.
I love you, my (mostly) platonic lifemate…your boobs are epic, okay? So, not entirely homo. A little homo. Diet Homo.

Thank you!!!!!! I feel the same way about you dear. I can’t imagine how I’d get through without you. I love you so much!!! Now I have to go sob into a pillow.  :P ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

I decided to jump the gun a little, but in about 2 hours Central time zone it will officially be the 28th birthday of literally the most important person in my life, my bestie, raineblade. If you’ve ever laughed at one of my stupid jokes (or secretly hated my guts over something trivial I’ve said) Raine is the reason for it all. Her love and support have pulled me back from the brink of self-destruction more times than I could possibly count.

I raise a toast tonight to the fact that God was benevolent enough to bless me, to bless the world, with Raine existing one more year on this earth. She is my sister, my best friend, my hero and, most importantly, no one else on this planet, besides her, even remotely comes close to wanting to eat Benedict Cumberbatch’s ass as hard as I do.

To you, ladykins, I offer this two cheek salute:

As well as all my love, my undying gratitude and my sincere prayer that I am blessed with many, many more years with you in my life.

I love you, my (mostly) platonic lifemate…your boobs are epic, okay? So, not entirely homo. A little homo. Diet Homo.

Thank you!!!!!! I feel the same way about you dear. I can’t imagine how I’d get through without you. I love you so much!!! Now I have to go sob into a pillow. :P ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡